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How To Stop gun Violence-Pink Guns

1/17/2013

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It seems that everyone is suddenly scrambling to try to find a solution to our country's culture of violence, particularly gun violence. perhaps the solution is simple.

There is a law in many states that toy guns must look different than real guns. Many have a bright orange tip for the obvious reason that they should not be confused with a real gun. 
But maybe we got it backwards.

What if every gun manufactured and sold in our country had to be a bright color? Pink, purple, or fuchsia would be the only options. Whether you were buying an AK-47 or a Smith and Wesson, it would have to look like it was an accessory for a ten year old girl. The bullets of course would be pink as well with cartoon characters on them. 
How angry would you have to be to hold a hot pink gun loaded with strawberry shortcake scented bullets?
There would be no fights over the second amendment either. The right to bear arms would be upheld, although it may clash with that new camouflage outfit. 
Now if we could only figure out how to change the sound of a gun from a loud bang to the sound of a Tickle me Elmo.

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Mom
1/17/2013 11:18:28 pm

Be careful with Elmo!!

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