No word yet whether Singer plans on fining teenagers that look unusually dark. Young Girls with less than fair skin may be questioned by police as to where they got their tan?
Will he be banning teenagers from the beach? Perhaps all children will be checked to make sure they are wearing proper sunscreen.
Note to Singer: More people die each year in traffic fatalities due to drunk driving than any adverse effects from tanning booths. As a matter of fact, a tanning booth is probably safer than the Cogen plant that you brought to Lakewood twenty years ago. Why don't we find out why so many children in Lakewood are being diagnosed with rare forms of cancer, yet have never entered a tanning salon.